“To your right…your right…”
“…Gotcha.” [x]
Today, I was wearing white jeans. [Shawn Thornton] said the last time he saw a pair of white jeans was when he got into his last bar fight.
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| — | Gregory Campbell (via loooooch) |
ok. you guys are lozers
- bergy - omg he would be so good. he’d cover her in a blanket and give her chicken noodle soup and tea and put on her fave chick flicks and sit there and watch with her and carry her from room to room so perf
- soupy - he would make her wear a mask and scoff at how gross she looks and wouldnt let her stay in the house tbh
- jagr - start the funeral process
- kelly - he’d actually be really uncomfortable about it and not know what to do so he’d give her ice cream and be like “here is thing are you ok”
- krejci - cry about how all hope is lost and shes gonna die then hes gonna get sick and die then everyones gonna die and life is over
- horton - aw he’d be good too like he’d try to cheer her up and keep her company and take care of the kids and do the chores while shes out
- looch - you think he’d know what to do. he’d get sick within minutes and they’d both be helpless
- marchand - he would like laugh every time she throws up and take pics and snapchat them back to her.
- seguin - he wouldn’t know what to do either. he’d give her the wrong medicine and do the wrong things then when she gets worse, he’d give up and quietly sneak out
- thorty - laugh at her pain. make her still do all the work in the house and make sure shes constnatly sanitized
- pie - he would hurt himself making soup and she’d take care of him. later, she’d see that he literally stuck a closed can of soup in the microwave and tried to heat that up
- boychuk - he’d just cheer her up with jokes and movies and stuff and bring her cupcakes
- chara - scare the germs away by screaming
- ferry - give her herbal and natural treatments that gross her out
- dougie - the only reason she got sick was because he sneezed in her face lbr
- quaider - i think he’d be helpful too like bergy
- seids - he’d man it up and go into the woods and chop down a tree to make a fire for her
- dob - call tuukka and cry and not know what to do. then he’d cuddle with her to keep her warm
- tuukka - fuck the sick away.
